Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal \ | for a woman to drive a car unless there | | is a man either running or walking in | | front of it waving a red flag to warn | \ approaching motorists and pedestrians. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;