Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is now quite lawful for a Catholic \ | woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to | | mathematics, though she is still | | forbidden to resort to physics and | | chemistry. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;