Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Our [softball] team usually puts the \ | other woman at second base, where the | | maximum possible number of males can | | get there on short notice to help out | | in case of emergency. As far as I can | | tell, our second basewoman is a pretty | | good baseball player, better than I am, | | anyway, but there's no way to know for | | sure because if the ball gets anywhere | | near her, a male comes barging over | | from, say, right field, to deal with | | it. She's been on the team for three | | seasons now, but the males still don't | | trust her. They know, deep in their | | souls, that if she had to choose | | between catching a fly ball and saving | | an infant's life, she probably would | | elect to save the infant's life, | | without ever considering whether there | | were men on base. | | | \ -- Dave Barry, "Sports is a Drag" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;