Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Most bacteria have the decency to be \ | microscopic. Epulopiscium | | | | fishelsoni is not among them. The newly | | identified one-celled | | | | macro-microorganism is a full .5 mm | | long, large enough to be seen | | | | with the naked eye. Described in the | | current Nature, "It is a | | | | million times as massive as a typical | | bacterium."-Time, page 25, | | | \ March 29, 1993 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;