Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /You measure your vibrators \ | in "characters per second"? I have | | | | bad news for you, c90, you've been | | masturbating with a | | | \ dot-matrix printer. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;