Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX. \ | | \ -- Stephan Zielinski / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;