Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Fess: Well, you must admit there is \ | something innately humorous about | | | | a man chasing an invention of his own | | halfway across the galaxy. Rod: Oh | | yeah, it's a million yuks, sure. But | | after all, isn't that the | | | | basic difference between robots and | | humans? Fess: What, the ability to form | | imaginary constructs? Rod: No, the | | ability to get hung up on them. | | | | -- Christopher Stasheff, "The Warlock | \ in Spite of Himself" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;