Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / There's no trick to being a humorist \ | when you have the whole government | | working for you. | | | \ -- Will Rogers / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;