Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / All theoretical chemistry is really \ | physics; and all theoretical chemists | | know it. | | | \ -- Richard P. Feynman / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;