Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Best Beer: A panel of tasters assembled \ | by the Consumer's Union in 1969 judged | | Coors and Miller's High Life to be | | among the very best. Those who doubt | | that beer is a serious subject might | | ponder its effect on American history. | | For example, New England's first | | colonists decided to drop anchor at | | Plymouth Rock instead of continuing on | | to Virginia because, as one of them put | | it, "We could not now take time for | | further consideration, our victuals | | being spent and especially our beer." | | | | -- Felton & Fowler's Best, Worst & Most | \ Unusual / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;