Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Tart words make no friends; a spoonful \ | of honey will catch more flies than a | | gallon of vinegar. | | | \ -- B. Franklin / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;