Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Note that if I can get you to "su and \ | say" something just by asking, you have | | a very serious security problem on your | | system and you should look into it. | | | | -- Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 | \ installation notes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;