Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / There are many of us in this old world \ | of ours who hold that things break | | about even for all of us. I have | | observed, for example, that we all get | | about the same amount of ice. The rich | | get it in the summer and the poor get | | it in the winter. | | | \ -- Bat Masterson / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;