Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Dennis Ritchie is twice as bright as \ | Steve Jobs, and only half wrong. | | | \ -- Jim Gettys / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;