Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Conference, n.: \ | | | A special meeting in which the boss | | gathers subordinates to hear | | | | what they have to say, so long as it | | doesn't conflict with what | | | \ he's already decided to do. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;