Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The sudden sight of me causes panic in \ | the streets. They have yet to learn -- | | only the savage fears what he does not | | understand. | | | \ -- The Silver Surfer / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;