Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Ummm, well, OK. The network's the \ | network, the computer's the computer. | | Sorry for the confusion. | | | \ -- Sun Microsystems / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;