Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / But I was there and I saw what you did, \ | I saw it with my own two eyes. So you | | can wipe off that grin; I know where | | you've been-- It's all been a pack of | \ lies! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;