Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "And do you think (fop that I am) that \ | I could be the Scarlet Pumpernickel?" | | | | -- Looney Tunes, The Scarlet | \ Pumpernickel (1950, Chuck Jones) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;