Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack, \ | I went out for a ride and never came | | back. Like a river that don't know | | where it's flowing, I took a wrong turn | | and I just kept going. | | | | Everybody's got a hungry heart. | | | | Everybody's got a hungry heart. | | | | Lay down your money and you play your | | part, | | | | Everybody's got a hungry heart. | | | | I met her in a Kingstown bar, We fell | | in love, I knew it had to end. We took | | what we had and we ripped it apart, Now | | here I am down in Kingstown again. | | | | Everybody needs a place to rest, | | Everybody wants to have a home. Don't | | make no difference what nobody says, | | Ain't nobody likes to be alone. | | | \ -- Bruce Springsteen, "Hungry Heart" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;