Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Come on, Virginia, don't make me wait! \ | Catholic girls start much too late, Ah, | | but sooner or later, it comes down to | | fate, I might as well be the one. Well, | | they showed you a statue, told you to | | pray, Built you a temple and locked you | | away, Ah, but they never told you the | | price that you paid, The things that | | you might have done. So come on, | | Virginia, show me a sign, Send up a | | signal, I'll throw you a line, That | | stained glass curtain that you're | | hiding behind, Never lets in the sun. | | Darling, only the good die young! | | | | -- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die | \ Young" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;