Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / We use Linux for all our \ | mission-critical applications. Having | | the source code means that we are not | | held hostage by anyone's support | | department. | | | | -- Russell Nelson, President of Crynwr | \ Software / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;