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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Glogg (a traditional Scandinavian       \
| holiday drink):                         |
|                                         |
| fifth of dry red wine                   |
|                                         |
| fifth of Aquavit                        |
|                                         |
| 1 and 1/2 inch piece of cinnamon        |
|                                         |
| 10 cardamom seeds                       |
|                                         |
| 1 cup raisins                           |
|                                         |
| 4 dried figs                            |
|                                         |
| 1 cup blanched or flaked almonds        |
|                                         |
| a few pieces of dried orange peel       |
|                                         |
| 5 cloves                                |
|                                         |
| 1/2 lb. sugar cubes                     |
|                                         |
| Heat up the wine and hard stuff (which  |
| may be substituted with wine for the    |
| faint of heart) in a big pot after      |
| adding all the other stuff EXCEPT the   |
| sugar cubes. Just when it reaches       |
| boiling, put the sugar in a wire        |
| strainer, moisten it in the hot brew,   |
| lift it out and ignite it with a match. |
| Dip the sugar several times in the      |
| liquid until it is all dissolved. Serve |
| hot in cups with a few raisins and      |
| almonds in each cup.                    |
|                                         |
| N.B. Aquavit may be hard to find and    |
| expensive to boot. Use it only if you   |
| really have a deep-seated desire to be  |
| fussy, or if you are of Swedish         |
\ extraction.                             /
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        \   ^__^
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;