Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Time is money and money can't buy you \ | love and I love your outfit" | | | \ -- T.H.U.N.D.E.R. #1 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;