Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When man calls an animal "vicious", he \ | usually means that it will attempt to | \ defend itself when he tries to kill it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;