Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Thunder-: when you get { \ | MessagesLikeThisFromYourHardDrive } | | Thunder-: it either means { | | TheDriverIsScrewy } or | | { YourDriveIsFlakingOut | | BackUpYourDataBeforeIt'sTooLate | | | \ PrayToGod } / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;