Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Impartiality \ | | | Who understands does not preach; Who | | preaches does not understand. Reserve | | your judgments and words; Smooth | | differences and forgive disagreements; | | Dull your wit and simplify your | | purpose; Accept the world. Then, | | Friendship and enmity, Profit and loss, | | Honour and disgrace, Will not affect | | you; The world will accept you. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;