Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A biologist, a statistician, a \ | mathematician and a computer scientist | | are on a photo-safari in Africa. As | | they're driving along the savannah in | | their jeep, they stop and scout the | | horizon with their binoculars. | | | | The biologist: "Look! A herd of zebras! | | And there's a white zebra! | | | | Fantastic! We'll be famous!" The | | statistician: "Hey, calm down, it's not | | significant. We only know | | | | there's one white zebra." The | | mathematician: "Actually, we only know | | there exists a zebra, which is | | | | white on one side." The computer | \ scientist : "Oh, no! A special case!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;