Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Most folks they like the daytime, \ | | | 'cause they like to see the shining | | sun. They're up in the morning, | | | | off and a-running till they're too | | tired for having fun. But when the sun | | goes down, | | | | and the bright lights shine, my daytime | | has just begun. | | | | Now there are two sides to this great | | big world, | | | | and one of them is always night. If you | | can take care of business in the | | sunshine, baby, | | | | I guess you're gonna be all right. | | Don't come looking for me to lend you a | | hand. | | | | My eyes just can't stand the light. | | | | 'Cause I'm a night owl honey, sleep all | | day long. | | | \ -- Carly Simon / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;