Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Alan Turing thought about criteria to \ | settle the question of whether machines | | can think, a question of which we now | | know that it is about as relevant as | | the question of whether submarines can | | swim. | | | \ -- Dijkstra / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;