Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / They wouldn't listen to the fact that I \ | was a genius, The man said "We got all | | that we can use", So I've got those | | steadily-depressin', low-down, | | mind-messin', Working-at-the-car-wash | | blues. | | | \ -- Jim Croce / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;