Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Those who have some means think that \ | the most important thing in the world | | is love. The poor know that it is | | money. | | | \ -- Gerald Brenan / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;