Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I am not now, nor have I ever been, a \ | member of the demigodic party. | | | \ -- Dennis Ritchie / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;