Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If the designers of X-window built \ | cars, there would be no fewer than five | | steering wheels hidden about the | | cockpit, none of which followed the | | same principles -- but you'd be able to | | shift gears with your car stereo. | | Useful feature, that. | | | | -- From the programming notebooks of a | \ heretic, 1990. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;