Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / People (a group that in my opinion has \ | always attracted an undue amount of | | attention) have often been likened to | | snowflakes. This analogy is meant to | | suggest that each is unique -- no two | | alike. This is quite patently not the | | case. People ... are simply a dime a | | dozen. And, I hasten to add, their only | | similarity to snowflakes resides in | | their invariable and lamentable | | tendency to turn, after a few warm | | days, to slush. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;