Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You know your apartment is small... \ | | | when you can't know its position and | | velocity at the same time. | | | | you put your key in the lock and it | | breaks the window. | | | | you have to go outside to change your | | mind. | | | | you can vacuum the entire place using a | \ single electrical outlet. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;