Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes? \ | | | -- Indiana Jones, "Raiders of the Lost | \ Ark" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;