Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother Bob, \ | and this is my other brother Jimbo. We | | thought you might like to know the | \ names of your assailants. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;