Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics: \ | | | Population density is inversely | | proportional | | | | to the square of the distance from the | \ keg. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;