Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By \ | water, wood and hill, by reed and | | willow, By fire, sun and moon, harken | | now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, | | for our need is near us! | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;