Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * HomeySan waits for the papa john's \ | pizza to show upmm. papa | | john's. hopefully they send | | the cute delivery driver they | | dont have that here. why? | \ you gonna eat the driver instead? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;