Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If you are not for yourself, who will \ | be for you? If you are for yourself, | \ then what are you? If not now, when? / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;