Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Wasn't there something about a PASCAL \ | programmer knowing the value of | \ everything and the Wirth of nothing? / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;