Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Alas, how love can trifle with itself! \ | | | -- William Shakespeare, "The Two | \ Gentlemen of Verona" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;