Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Learning without thought is labor lost; \ | thought without learning is perilous. | | | \ -- Confucius / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;