Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A ranger was walking through the \ | forest and encountered a hunter | | carrying a shotgun and a dead loon. | | "What in the world do you think you're | | doing? Don't you know that the loon is | | on the endagered species list?" | | | | Instead of answering, the hunter showed | | the ranger his game bag, which | | contained twelve more loons. | | | | "Why would you shoot loons?", the | | ranger asked. | | | | "Well, my family eats them and I sell | | the plumage." | | | | "What's so special about a loon? What | | does it taste like?" | | | | "Oh, somewhere between an American Bald | \ Eagle and a Trumpeter Swan." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;