Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Voter's Block: \ | | | The attempt, however futile, to | | register dissent with the current | | political system by simply not voting. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;