Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The happiest time of a person's life is \ | after his first divorce. | | | \ -- J. K. Galbraith / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;