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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ While it cannot be proved               \
| retrospectively that any experience of  |
| possession, conversion, revelation, or  |
| divine ecstasy was merely an epileptic  |
| discharge, we must ask how one          |
| differentiates "real transcendence"     |
| from neuropathies that produce the same |
| extreme realness, profundity,           |
| ineffability, and sense of cosmic       |
| unity. When accounts of sudden          |
| religious conversions in TLEs           |
| [temporal-lobe epileptics] are laid     |
| alongside the epiphanous revelations of |
| the religious tradition, the parallels  |
| are striking. The same is true of the   |
| recent spate of alleged UFO abductees.  |
| Parsimony alone argues against invoking |
| spirits, demons, or extraterrestrials   |
| when natural causes will suffice. --    |
| Barry L. Beyerstein, "Neuropathology    |
| and the Legacy of Spiritual             |
|                                         |
| Possession", The Skeptical Inquirer,    |
\ Vol. XII, No. 3, pg. 255                /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;