Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We're fantastically incredibly sorry \ | for all these extremely unreasonable | | things we did. I can only plead that my | | simple, barely-sentient friend and | | myself are underprivileged, deprived | | and also college students. | | | \ -- Waldo D. R. Dobbs / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;